The ‘NFL Win-Loss Game’ is Back!!! First Up…Dallas Cowboys!!!

The NFL Win-Loss Game is back on the show, and TJ's brother Daron drew the unenviable assignment of picking apart his beloved Dallas Cowboys week by week.

He had them at 14-3.

The trip through the schedule started friendly. A win at the Giants in Week 1. A win at home against the Commanders in Week 2. Then the Ravens in Rio de Janeiro in Week 3, and Daron flinched.

"The travel, the lights, we tend to not show up in big games," Daron said. "So I'd rather go ahead and get it out the way early as opposed to later in the season. So that's an L."

Week 4 in Houston was a win, but Daron made clear it had nothing to do with the Cowboys.

"It's more so about Houston's defense than it is our offense, or excuse me, their offense," Daron said. "I don't have any confidence in CJ Stroud, respectfully. He hasn't shown anything over his tenure."

Tampa Bay at home on a short week Thursday was a dub. Daron leaned on the defense and pointed out the Buccaneers lost their biggest piece in Mike Evans.

Then came the schedule's first real curse. At Green Bay, Sunday night football. Potential Micah Parsons revenge game.

"I don't like the setup," Daron said. "I don't like this. That's an L."

The Eagles segment of the conversation revealed the actual posture of a Dallas fan in 2026.

"I can't curse," Daron said about Week 7 at Philadelphia on Monday night. "But I hate them. That's a win. I'll never give them the satisfaction of saying that's an L."

Week 8 against the Cardinals at home brought a confession. Daron remembered exactly where he was for the embarrassment last year. Watered-down drinks. A TV that only partially worked.

"You got to spin the block," Daron said. "That's an L."

Week 9 at the Colts came with a Sauce Gardner namecheck and an immediate dismissal.

"At the Colts? No, not against Daniel Jones, you kidding me?" Daron said. "That's an L."

The Niners game in Week 10 he refused to call. He hedged into something between a tie and prayer. Week 11 against the Titans was waved off with a laugh and a "next question."

Thanksgiving against the Eagles in Week 12 was where the bias hardened.

"Nine and two, by the way," the cast pointed out.

"Never," Daron said. "I will never give them the satisfaction."

Week 13 at Seattle on a Monday night, 13 straight games without a bye, was an L. The Rams in Week 15 was a slobberknocker that Daron pulled into the win column. Week 16 against the Jaguars on Sunday night, weird matchup, dub anyway.

The Week 17 reckoning with the Giants forced an honest moment, which Daron quickly buried.

"I think the Giants are going to be sneaky this year," Daron said. "I really like what they did in the draft. They addressed a lot of needs. But still, you're never going to hear me say on a televised appearance that we're going to lose to the Giants. So that's a dub."

The finale at Washington in Week 18 got the resting-starters treatment.

"At this point, you're 13 and three," Daron said. "You're probably resting your starters at this point. You're unbeaten in the division. Yeah, that's a dub. Run it."

The cast laughed him to the buzzer. Final tally on the air: 14-3 Cowboys.